otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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(Source: dutchster, via perks-of-being-chinese)

harblkun:

bowtais-are-cool:

bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Oh my god

this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen

(via sleepingwithsideburns)

reallylameblog:

trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine

(via missuntouchable)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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(via fuckyeahloldemort)